what a beautiful day to not be in high school
I’m working a really big event tonight as a server, and although I have done banquet serving before, it’s never been this fancy or this many people.
I keep having this horrible dream that I’m going to spill all the drinks on my platter or I’ll drop a plate or something!
Does anyone have any words or thoughts to ease my mind?!
1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.
2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.
3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.
4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.
5. Fart when you have to.
6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!
7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.”
Proof that I have the best followers in the history of ever!
Caroline, I’m so glad I could help you and your family enjoy your vacation in Carmel, and that you got to experience some of the local treasures :)
This little present and card absolutely made my week!
*goes a few hours without internet access* wow i’m so healthy and wild i could live in the woods
I’m currently taking Chateal!
(I was using another brand, but Planned Parenthood stopped carrying it, so they switched me to this really similar brand.)
Yes, Justin and I are going to try a long-distance relationship while I’m in college! I think it’s 100000% worth it to at least try it! Justin and I have talked a lot about it, and I think it’s really important to set “boundaries” and such. For instance, I’m going to rush and join a sorority, even though it doesn’t particularly make him happy. But it’s something that I’ve always wanted to do, and I’m not going to miss out on opportunities just because it may make him uncomfortable.
It all really comes down to trust, and after dating for nearly 2 years, Justin and I know how to communicate really well and be honest about how we feel. I think this is key to making any long-distance relationship work!